I Get Paid To Exist | Crop Top
Handle With Style, Not Stress.
🧊 Cold Wash Only
Because great prints deserve a chill life.
🔄 Turn Me Inside Out
The cool side deserves protection too.
🚫 No Bleach
That's not cleaning. That's a crime.
🌬️ Air Dry
Let nature do its thing.
🚫 Don't Iron the Print
Wrinkles are okay. Burn marks aren't.
Shipping
Orders can take 2-3 business days to process before shipping. As soon as your package has left our warehouse, you will receive a confirmation by email.
Returns
If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase we offer returns for store credit within 7 days of delivery. If 7 days have passed since your purchase has been delivered, unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a credit or exchange.
Somewhere between your third meeting of the day and your fourth coffee, you had a revelation: you get paid to exist. Not to hustle. Not to grind. To exist — strategically, stylishly, and with absolutely no apologies.
This one's for every woman who's figured out that showing up IS the job. Wear it to the office. Wear it on the call. Wear it while mentally checking out at 4:58 PM.
Because the beach isn't going to enjoy itself.
- Relaxed crop fit — boardroom ready, beach approved
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, breathable, built for surviving Mondays
- Navy Blue — professional enough that no one questions it
- Bold graphic print — a woman, a laptop, a beach, zero regrets
- Sizes: S / M / L / XL
TeeFusion — Wear What You Can't Say at Work.
