I Am Not Available For Chaos | Crop Top
Handle With Style, Not Stress.
🧊 Cold Wash Only
Because great prints deserve a chill life.
🔄 Turn Me Inside Out
The cool side deserves protection too.
🚫 No Bleach
That's not cleaning. That's a crime.
🌬️ Air Dry
Let nature do its thing.
🚫 Don't Iron the Print
Wrinkles are okay. Burn marks aren't.
Shipping
Orders can take 2-3 business days to process before shipping. As soon as your package has left our warehouse, you will receive a confirmation by email.
Returns
If for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase we offer returns for store credit within 7 days of delivery. If 7 days have passed since your purchase has been delivered, unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a credit or exchange.
Chaos is cancelled. You, however, are not.
I Am Not Available For Chaos is your polite-but-firm out-of-office reply to everything that doesn't deserve your energy. Wear it to yoga, wear it to brunch, wear it to that family gathering where someone always has opinions about your life choices.
Because boundaries aren't rude. They're just well-dressed.
- Relaxed crop fit — hits at the waist, energy goes higher
- Premium 100% cotton — soft, breathable, zero drama
- Mint Green — the colour of calm, clarity, and not responding to that message
- Bold graphic print — front and centre, no apologies
- Sizes: S / M / L / XL
TeeFusion — Wear What You Can't Say at Work.
